Beach Slang is a new band with Jim from Weston and JP from Ex Friends and their EP is so killer. Part Replacements right before they went downhill and part Jawbreaker. Holy lord, if you don’t listen to this 40 times in a row, something is wrong with you.
On its debut, self-titled EP, Brooklynâs Chumped created six quick hits of pop-punk goodness, its flavors refusing to dilute on repeat listens. Where itâs seemingly common practice for poppy bands with acerbic lyrics to cite Jawbreaker as their chief influence, Chumped finds kinship with Long Island
Win a Copy of the New Lawrence Arms Record and a Shirt
Above is our handsome pal Brendan Kelly (who you may know from The Lawrence Arms, The Falcon, or the Chicago Police Department’s arrest log for public intoxication) wearing one of our dumb shirts. He has a new Lawrence Arms album out this week called Metropole which you may have heard about if you’ve been anywhere near the internet over the last month.
Want to win a dumb shirt and a dumb album? All you have to do is take the above image and photoshop Brendan into doing/wearing something that makes us laugh. Maybe he is stroking off a giant camel dong. Maybe he is dressed as one of the members of the Casualties. Maybe he is riding a rollercoaster into a giant vagina. Or maybe all three. The possibilities are endless.
Brendan will pick the winner. We’ll send you a shirt in your size (we currently have S-XL) and a copy of Metropole on vinyl (but only if you live within the continental US).
To help you out, we’ve photoshopped the background out. Download the PSD here. Get shoppin’! Contest ends next week. Submit them to: email@example.com OR tweet your masterpiece with the hashtag #beexphotoshop.
(Please note: You are not getting the actual shirt Brendan is wearing. You will be getting a fresh one that does not smell like him. Sorry, ladies.)
Some songs we just find in our inbox and we think they’re pretty cool, OK? Can that be enough of an explanation? Fuck you! We don’t owe you a reason. (Just kidding, you’re doing a great job, have a good day.)
Occasionally, the good folks at The A.V. Club are nice enough to let me interview people about what song they hate most in the world, in a very appropriately titled segment called, “HateSong.” They just posted one I did with Brendan Kelly of The Lawrence Arms. Here are a few others I’ve done.
Here, belatedly, is the 5th episode of the podcast with Dan Ozzi and special guest Frank Turner. Topics covered: Spending a shit ton of money on used postcards, amping yourself up to Converge, dealing with dummies on the internet, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. tattoos.
This originally aired on Sirius XM’s Faction channel.