If you have an Instagram account and don’t follow Chuck Ragan, you are blowing it big time. If you don’t have an Instagram account, get one and follow Chuck Ragan immediately. It’s an amazing peek into the daily life of the manliest man in punk. Every single photo looks like something taken from the Boy Scout Handbook. Let’s take a look at what keeps ol’ Chuck so busy…
If Chuck looked you in the eye with that face and told you to stick this fish up your butt, it’s pretty obvious that you’re about to have a butt full of fish.
Chuck has captioned this photo with: “Evening sleigh ride with a couple handsome Clydesdale beauties.” Yeah, Chuck. No big deal. Just an evening stroll like you’re living in some kind of Budweiser ad.
Here’s Chuck in an alternate reality where he is hanging out with himself in 30 years. Oh, and Chuck caught a fish that is the size of a small child.
Whatever Chuck is about to saw with this has got to be some heavy duty shit. Otherwise he would’ve just done it with his own hands.
Oh shocker, more of Chuck fishing. Chuck isn’t even proud of this one. He’ll probably just throw it back because it only weighs 56 lbs.
Once a week, Chuck comes down from his mountain home to procure his food for the week and to regale the townspeople with tales of his bear-slaying.
Chuck’s dog engages in more manly activities per day than most of us humans do over our entire lives.
Lots of people use Instagram to post photos of food. But Chuck ain’t posting photos of artisinal cupcakes through a Valencia filter. Just a straight up bucket full of protein and carbs.
Rumor has it that those two fish saw Chuck’s beard, made that face in awe, and got stuck like that.
Because Chuck’s life is basically a Jack London novel, he sometimes wrestles snarling dogs in the snow for fun.
Chuck: Please take us for a day of manlying. Our skills include tweeting, Marky Ramone impressions, and critiquing bands on Epitaph.