writer/editor: Dan OzziTumblr (3.0; @jadedpunk)http://www.jadedpunk.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51081505565" src="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/51081505565/audio_player_iframe/jadedpunk/tumblr_mn5rpa0rz21ryx8dl?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fjadedpunk%2F51081505565%2Ftumblr_mn5rpa0rz21ryx8dl" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Song of the Day</strong></p> <p>This band sent us their EP and all they said with it was “We don’t sound like Falling In Reverse.” That was the single best press release we’ver ever gotten. But it’s actually pretty good. Sorta like if Dillinger Escape Plan cut out all that technical math rock stuff they do. It also starts with the best Mr. Show quote of all time.</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/51081505565http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/51081505565Wed, 22 May 2013 13:56:00 -0400musiclistensong of the daybig electric men It&#8217;s been almost 5 minutes since The Clash remastered their albums so they went ahead and...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/51048855792http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/51048855792Wed, 22 May 2013 00:32:00 -0400musicnewsthe clashjoe strummer<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A7rQqlQ6qy2d2wRWfvjCCEr&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Song of the Day</strong></p> <p>That new Daft Punk album is out today and it GODDAMN FUCKING STINKS. Which wouldn’t be worth mentioning except that it has been the most hyped album since Jesus Christ put out his shitty synthpop record. It was on the cover of Rolling Stone, NME, and Good Housekeeping (probably). It sounds like a bunch of little kids dicking around with a Casio keyboard. Too much time designing helmets, not enough time writing music that people actually wanna listen to.</p> <p>So, we are taking the initiative to start hyping an album coming out this year that at least stands a chance of being good. Even if it’s just Brendan farting into a tuba (which it might be!), the new Lawrence Arms will still straight up crush this Daft Punk horseshit. LET’S ALL START HYPING IT OUT OF OUR ASSES UNTIL WE SOUND LIKE RABID MORONS WITH NO DISCERNABLE TASTE IN MUSIC.</p> <p>Here’s some classing Larry Arms to tickle your musical erogenous zones.</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50995161973http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50995161973Tue, 21 May 2013 12:08:00 -0400musiclistensong of the daythe lawrence arms The Front Bottoms / Talon of the Hawk / Bar/None Records  Despite its totally badass title, Talon...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50917816922http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50917816922Mon, 20 May 2013 13:25:00 -0400musicthe front bottomsreviews<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50913004922" src="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50913004922/audio_player_iframe/jadedpunk/tumblr_mn09crIpkQ1ryx8dl?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fjadedpunk%2F50913004922%2Ftumblr_mn09crIpkQ1ryx8dl" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Song of the Day</strong></p> <p>The bassist of this band sent us a very menacing email, basically threatening us to post this. He included a picture of himself holding a gun to a puppy’s head with a sign that said, “You, if you don’t post my music.” </p> <p>Since we don’t want the puppy harmed, you should check them out. They’ve got a sort of punk-ska sound to em. Not this song though. This song is slower and it’s about getting old. If you haven’t noticed, that’s sort of the running theme of this blog. That, and being an asshole and being late on your bills.</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50913004922http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50913004922Mon, 20 May 2013 12:03:13 -0400musiclistensong of the dayeli whitney Just when we had discovered the musical majesty that is Rappin&#8217; Ronnie Radke and Falling In...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50867247882http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50867247882Sun, 19 May 2013 20:41:00 -0400ronnie radkeFalling in Reversemusicnews Is everyone having a good time at Pouzza Fest and Surf &amp; Skate Fest and getting ready for Riot...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50741128434http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50741128434Sat, 18 May 2013 13:19:36 -0400musicshit you missed this week<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F92659964&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Song of the Day</strong></p> <p>Oh hey, new Coke Bust. You’re sounding good today.</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50735548059http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50735548059Sat, 18 May 2013 11:59:36 -0400musiclistensong of the daycoke bust<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab77a1d852c82c6962aee91936a91195/tumblr_mmya7rm1PC1ryx8dlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Well, it’s been a week and we haven’t heard back from Epitaph on that new Falling In Reverse album. Anyone have an advance copy they wanna hook us up with? If<a href="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/49901431775/falling-in-reverse-hilarious-video" target="_blank"> this video </a>is any indication, this album could be so catastrophically bad that conspiracy theorists will study it for years. Hey Tower 7, make way for Rappin’ Ronnie.</p> <p><a href="mailto:dan@jadedpunk.com?Subject=JadedPunk%20Show" target="_blank">Anyway, send it over if you have it.</a> We wanna review it.</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50657885877http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50657885877Fri, 17 May 2013 12:09:00 -0400Falling in Reverseepitaphronnie radke In his latest muscular navel gazing column for LA Weekly, Henry Rollins explained, or at least...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50652998404http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50652998404Fri, 17 May 2013 10:27:00 -0400henry rollinsblack flagmusicnews<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50652944375" src="http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50652944375/audio_player_iframe/jadedpunk/tumblr_mmy5cuvbNZ1ryx8dl?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fjadedpunk%2F50652944375%2Ftumblr_mmy5cuvbNZ1ryx8dl" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Song of the Day</strong></p> <p>Wu-Tang Clan have a new song out today that is actually pretty good. Not <em>36 Chambers</em> good, but still. Get into it! Shaolin whut.</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50652944375http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50652944375Fri, 17 May 2013 10:26:20 -0400musiclistensong of the daywu-tangHey Bands, Stop Giving Websites "€œExclusives": Some real insidery nerd shit that you should read if...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50594374502http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50594374502Thu, 16 May 2013 15:42:14 -0400music<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A2y2E0ix0iJWQWUMmlbTWjg&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Song of the Day, Part Deux</strong></p> <p>Since people are flogging us with taunts for not playing this today, we’re doing something we’ve never done: TWO songs of the day. (Song of the days?) Anyway, here it is, the date appropriate “May 16” by Lagwagon.</p> <p>Hey since we’re talking about feelings, why isn’t Lagwagon on the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151444147308737&set=a.10150195259743737.310785.37054718736&type=1" target="_blank">Riot Fest lineup</a> this year? We wouldn’t mind seeing them replace, oh we dunno, just off the top of our heads, the following bands…</p> <ul><li>Fall Out Boy</li> <li>Blink-182</li> <li>Sublime</li> <li>AFI</li> <li>Brand New</li> <li>All Time Low</li> <li>Pierce The Veil</li> <li>Taking Back Sunday</li> <li>Yellowcard</li> <li>The Devil Wears Prada</li> <li>Attack Attack!</li> <li>Say Anything</li> </ul><p>Make those changes and maybe we’ll get our tickets.</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50583913982http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50583913982Thu, 16 May 2013 12:37:56 -0400musiclistensong of the daylagwagon Record Revisited: Saves The Day / Through Being Cool (1999) Revisited by: Joshua Amses [Joshua is...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50582301800http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50582301800Thu, 16 May 2013 12:06:04 -0400musicsaves the dayrecords revisited<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A0MafOKX6EiPCSxIm5H4ORr&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Song of the Day</strong></p> <p>47 years ago today, Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys released their masterpiece of an album, <em>Pet Sounds</em>, an album Paul McCartney once called “the classic of the century.” Then in 2001, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes covered their song “Sloop John B” on <em>Blow in the Wind</em>, an album we once called, “not bad, we guess.”</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50580654193http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50580654193Thu, 16 May 2013 11:32:26 -0400me first and the gimme gimmesmusiclistensong of the daybeach boyspet sounds Here are The So So Glos and Titus Andronicus covering the Beastie Boys&#8217; &#8220;No Sleep Till...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50560594404http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50560594404Thu, 16 May 2013 01:53:00 -0400titus andronicusthe so so gloswatchmusicbeastie boys We are putting on a show on Sunday, June 30 at the motherfucker of all venues, Saint Vitus. (We...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50503676268http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50503676268Wed, 15 May 2013 12:46:00 -0400plow unitedmikey ergthe ergsthe blank postcardschris gethardmusicsaint vitusjaded punk presents Frankly, we didn&#8217;t think it was possible for Bane to sound any worse, but this band I See...http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50499783831http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50499783831Wed, 15 May 2013 11:28:18 -0400banemusiclisteni see stars<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A26yRRQ1l9J2jhrCrPp3R1g&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Song of the Day</strong></p> <p>Wasn’t gonna post this song because of that godawful cover art. Seriously, look at that fucking cover. But then listen to Lemmy’s voice on the “Breakin’ the law, breakin’ the lawwwww” part. Holy shit. He sounds like a goddamn garbage truck processing a barrel full of chainsaws. </p> <p>The rest of this Judas Priest tribute album pretty much sucks. “Oh how bad can it be,” you ask very stupidly. Well, the next song is a cover of “Metal Gods” by Fozzy and Chris Jericho. So THERE YA GO.</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50498882683http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50498882683Wed, 15 May 2013 11:08:47 -0400motorheadjudas priestmusiclistensong of the day<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A6P2XXCQ5IaTkOibG5rjku5&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Song of the Day</strong></p> <p>We’re not just posting this because of the alligator lady boobs on the cover. Well, we are. But also, it’s an awesome song. So probably like 30% because of alligator boobs, 40% because of it being kickass record, 25% because Cory Branan is a southern hunk of man who can write the shit out of a song. How much is left over? 5%? Ok, then 5% because it beat out “The Safety Dance” in rock-paper-scissors.</p>http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50351735900http://www.jadedpunk.com/post/50351735900Mon, 13 May 2013 13:30:07 -0400musiclistensong of the daycory branan