Song of the Day
Man, our pals over at Anchorless Records are killing it this year. First, they signed Chumped who have an EP coming out later this year that is going to blow your stupid pop punk brains out. And now we are proud to present this new song from Teen Agers. Although to be totally honest, we’re starting to suspect they’re not actual teenagers. The dead giveaway is that they are grown men with full beards. But maybe they have that Benjamin Button disease or whatever.
Point is, they have an insanely good record coming out soon, the same day as Chumped’s. So it’s pretty clear that on that day, everyone at Anchorless, Chumped, and Teen Agers will dominate punk rock and ride off into the sunset in a limo made of money. They’ll all probly become too cool to be friends with us anymore and that’s when we unleash our gossip. (One of them still sleeps with a Teddy Ruxpin, true story.)
But until we bury their famous asses, tabloid-style, enjoy this new song.