Ex Friends Are Our Current Friends and Have A New Video

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You know those pop punk jokers in Plow United? Well their bassist, Joel, has a new band called Ex Friends who have a new video where they bury JP who is in the band but also makes Plow’s merch. We say, GOOD RIDDANCE. He gave us some Plow shirts and now we have a wicked rash on our chests. Gotta be from the shirts. Also, we have been working out vigorously without showering this week so it could be that too. Anyway, video below.

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FYI: This Is What Equal Vision Is Putting Out These Days

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We haven’t checked in on hardcore mainstay label, Equal Vision Records, in a while. What have they been up to? Apparently putting out this video by the jazzhandy dude above, William Beckett, and uh, WHAT THE FUCK…

Well, it took us all of 8 seconds to realize we need to turn the sound off. Way to make a video of a woman in her underwear the lamest fucking thing we’ve ever seen, dude. Goddamn, Equal Vision. We never thought we’d say this, but bring back Chiodos.

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Remember: If You’re Gonna Sing That New AFI Song, Sing It Into A Lamp

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Today we mentioned how that new AFI video for ‘I Hope You Suffer’ feels like the Hiroshima of eyeballs and some AFI fans didn’t care for our commentary. We were pretty blown away by this because: AFI still have fans? Well apparently they do. So naturally we were curious to know what kinda people still dig Davey’s glam jams. And boy did we get our answer.

This one Youtube user sings the entire song into a lamp. Obviously he accidentally pressed the button that says “post this on Youtube so the world can see me dorking out in my bedroom” because no way someone would voluntarily upload this.

Video below.

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This New AFI Song Looks As Bad As It Sounds

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AFI recently released a new song called ‘I Hope You Suffer’ that sounded so much like Nickelback and Evanescence fucked and gave birth to a mongoloid love child. And we thought, “Well at least it can’t get any worse than this.” But we totally forgot that we have four other senses these dudes can assault us on! Below is their video for the song. If you can’t get through the whole thing, it’s basically: Black leather jackets! Mist! Metal studs! Smoke! Stubble! Davey Havok looking like Jared Leto!

Tune in tomorrow as the band continues their assault on our senses and releases something that smells terrible. 

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Reel Big Fish Have A New Video Or Something BUT LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ALBUM COVER

We must’ve forgotten to check in on Reel Big Fish over the last…ohhhh we don’t know, 15 years or so. But apparently they are still around and have released a new video of their Warped Tour footage which you can watch below. As interested as we are to see what kind of people still go to the Warped Tour to see 40-year-old ska dudes, we can’t wrap our minds around the cover of their new album above. Shit looks like it fell out of the pocket of some JNCO jeans. Good thing it has that parental advisory label. Parents should know if their kids getting into trends that were lame in the late 90s. 

Video below.

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This Recently Unearthed Hope Conspiracy Footage Is Predictably Insane

imageAs if by magic, video of the Hope Conspiracy’s entire Hellfest set (the shitty one in NJ, not the good Syracuse ones) made its way to the Internet this week and it’s just wonderful. The last 3 minutes are just bodies falling from the sky.

If Kevin from Hop Con is reading this: Listen, we wanna be pals. We can lift weights together and spot each other and stuff. We can shout encouraging stuff at you while you’re benching. We’ll be all, “Come on, Kev-bot! You can do this, we believe in you!” and “Just do your best! We’re proud of you either way!” Call us if you’re interested!

Video below.

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Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Without the Music Is Fucking Terrifying

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As mentioned, we are HUGE fans of that Miley Cyrus video for ‘We Can’t Stop.’ If you see one of us somewhere and want to make a friend, bring up the video. We even got slightly irritated that those blabbering hairdos on The View were badmouthing it this morning. (Yeah we watched The View today, so what?) But our friends at CollegeHumor have somehow made the video even better and all they did was take the sound out of it. Just watch it below.

Miley Cyrus: Best punk rock band around today.

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